Cats vs Dogs quotes and funny sayings for your beloved pets

by Kremy

the best funny quotes about pets Dogs and cats

We selected the funniest cats vs dogs quotes which describe the characters of these adorable pets. Have a look and send one to a friend to make him smile and brighten his day!


Cats vs Dogs quotes and funny sayings


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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

super fun quotes I used to love dogs until I discovered cats

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

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After a time, even the dog begins to compromise with the cat.

super cool pet quotes Pets have more love and compassion

Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

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I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.

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Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point.

funny quotes Dogs believe they are human cats believe they are god

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

funny quotes Cats will outsmart dogs every time

Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

funny pet quotes Cats are smarter than dogs

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

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Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Dogs are like kids Cats are like roomates

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

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Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.

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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

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Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

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When you want to play, dogs want to play too. When you want to play, cats want to be alone.

cats vs dogs quotes and funny sayings Artists like cats soldiers like dogs

Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

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Cats are moody. Dogs can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.

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Cats do what they want. Dog’s spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

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Cats expect you to cater to their every whim. Dogs can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

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I like cats a lot. I’ve always liked cats. They’re great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It’s like an offering.

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Cats aren’t cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can’t train a cat in the same way.

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Cats leave hair everywhere. Dogs leave their toys everywhere.

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The real lover of cats is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuses to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such.

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Cats are totally unpredictable. Dogs growl when they are not happy.

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Cats rarely listen to you. Dogs come and greet you as soon as they meet you

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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

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